Man, this is funny. Its exactly what I think while watching commercials. This Is a Generic Brand Video

$5 off for sharing this… fine.

Since we will need a babysitter in the near future, we created this video to serve as a guiding hand. Good luck!

How to Babysit a Baby, coming soon. 

Oppi - You&Me (ft. Hannah Crossley)

It’s got a cool look to it. Thanks for the opportunity Andrew (Oppi).

A screenshot from the You&Me video I created for Oppi. It will be released this Friday. 

Toro Y Moi - Best Around

Fullscreen of course, there are beautiful subtle blues… I made this for fun to test out a couple techniques. 

Merry Christmas from Leah, Calvin, and Wellan. This is our video Xmas card. 

Awesome! Vimeo used a video I created for a Vimeo Weekend Challenge last year as an example of what to do for this years challenge (<—link). Summer So Far is the third example in the post… Big spike in views too. 

Our daughter will need something on her way home from the hospital, so I knit this for her! Probably my most successful piece of fiber art yet…

Calvin’s Super Power.

When you order a super power you must be very specific. If you are not specific, your super power will likely contain flaws, holes, and do things you would never choose to do. This is my super power order. 

Super Power Name: Invisible Water

Description: When this power is activated, it basically removes the water from view. It is especially useful when looking at a lake, river, or ocean when you want to see underwater. The water is still there, so it is possible to swim in the invisible water. Fish, plants, and boats can go on with their normal water-bound business, but the water will not be visible. If the water is salty or murky, it is possible to also “turn off” the particles in order to get a clear view. The particles join the water in invisibleness, which ensures great visibility in all water conditions. It is possible to set the opacity of the water, which becomes useful when surfing, boating in rough waves, and navigating waterfalls. The tolerance (percentage of water in an object) can also be changed. It would be scary and uncomfortable if the water molecules in your friend was invisible, so tolerance allows you to comfortably snorkel with a friend in the deep ocean. You can also choose how light travels through the invisible water. If you would like to see the deep ocean with all of its wildlife and plants, but with the light of day, simply enable the power to “Daylight-all-light” mode. 

Con(s): Invisible Water does not work on ice. “Daylight-all-light” mode does not work at night. However, “Moonlight-all-light” can be activated but the light will only be as bright as the moon on that specific night. Cation should be used when exploring dark ocean depths because is can get very dark when the sun goes down, especially if the new moon or a sliver of moon is in the sky. 

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Due in select theaters this September…

Ha, nice work Colin Schye

The original Juno poster.

Yup, except Leah’s belly actually has a baby inside, which is my daughter, which is crazy.  

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This is whats up at work. Production stills and a belly.
The stills are part of a video project to communicate what our team at Target does. 

The get down&#8230; thefourthwallblog:

This is whats up at work. Production stills and a belly.
The stills are part of a video project to communicate what our team at Target does. 

The get down&#8230; thefourthwallblog:

This is whats up at work. Production stills and a belly.
The stills are part of a video project to communicate what our team at Target does. 

The get down&#8230;

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This is whats up at work. Production stills and a belly.

The stills are part of a video project to communicate what our team at Target does. 

The get down…

Intergalactic Conception (2013)

Pen on carry-out box

Calvin Keyes